In New Delhi , Mr. Sharma comes homes one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: "I have great news: I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure,
we can't tell anybody".
The next day, Mrs. Sharma receives a telephone call from DEB (Delhi Electric Board) because the electricity bill has not been paid.
"Am I speaking to Mrs Sharma?
"Yes.....speaking"
DEB Guy, "You're a month overdue, you know!"
"How do YOU know?" stammers the young woman.
"Well, maam, it's in our files!" says the DEB guy.
"What are you saying? It's in your files....HOW????
"Yes.... we have a system of finding out who's overdue"
"Oh my Goodness!!!!! This is too much....."
"Madam, I am sorry...... I am following orders. I have to
inform you are overdue".
"I know that.... Let me talk to my husband about this
tonight. He will speak to your company tomorrow"
That night, she tells her husband about the call, and he,
mad as a bull, rushes to the DEB office the next morning.
"What's going on? You have it on your file that my wife is
one month overdue? "What business is that of yours?" the
husband shouts.
"Just calm down, "says the lady at the reception at DEB,
"it's nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us."
"PAY you? And if I refuse?"
"Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cut
yours off."
"And what would my wife do then?" the husband asks.
"I don't know. I guess she'd have to use a candle!"
Monday, May 18, 2009
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Susan Boyle - Britains got talent 2009
Susan Boyle - Singer - Britains Got Talent 2009 - The best video clips are right here
Un-employed Little Lady from the U.K. Wants to ""Rock Britain""
47 Year old Susan Boyle wows the judges with her performance in the auditions for Britains Got Talent, singing I dreamed a dream from Les Miserables.
Monday, April 13, 2009
Motivational words
Motivational Words From A Truly Inspiring Person - More bloopers are a click away
Take a few minutes and listen to the motivational words of Nick Vujicic. No matter how hard things get, as Nick says "you will find the strenght to get back up".
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
Handbook of Power Quality wiley 2008
Handbook of Power Quality examines of the full panorama of PQ disturbances, with background theory and guidelines on measurement procedures and problem solving. It uses the perspectives of both power suppliers and electricity users, with contributions from experts in all aspects of PQ supplying a vital balance of scientific and practical information on the following:
Frequency variations;
The characteristics of voltage, including dips, fluctuations and flicker;
The continuity and reliability of electricity supply, its structure, appliances and equipment;
The relationship of PQ with power systems, distributed generation, and the electricity market;
The monitoring and cost of poor PQ;
rational use of energy.
To download click here
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
New template
I've just make a major changes on my blog layout. At first place i just want to try the template whether its suitable or not. Then i just save it and make it permanently (maybe because it takes long time). Actually there are so many template on the internet.U just simply find it, download then upload it trough your blog layout. Here is some link for the blog template:
http://blogger-templates.blogspot.com/
http://freetemplates.blogspot.com/
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http://freetemplates.blogspot.com/
Thursday, March 26, 2009
About Earth Hour Malaysia
Earth Hour in Malaysia is planned and run by WWF-Malaysia and its partners. We welcome all parties to participate in Earth Hour on the 28th of March 2009 by turning off your lights for one hour from 8.30pm-9.30pm.
Thursday, March 19, 2009
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